Behold: yonder Website! See how pleasingly th’ banner doth shine!
Yea, we did craft this in earnest; ’tis no nonpareil, yet well it works.
So if it pleases ye to Bookmarke it, subscribe to this here RSS feed and/or smite our social media pages, ye’ll ne’er miss nary an update again.
(We made a website. It works! 😀 ).