***Just incase there was any doubt- yep, April Fools. I made a funny joke. Hyuk hyuk.***
I like to think of this as a potential ending if this ever gets made into a choose-your-own-adventure book, where you made a bunch of bad choices and end up winding the Universal Guardian up too much. (So don't piss her off XD).
Check out the April Fool pranks of years past here.

Anyway. New page coming this Friday! <3

Oh yeah, and Happy Easter!